Briffstuff

This is a page devoted to Tim Briffa’s solo projects and random writings. Interested producers, publishing companies etc are invited to get in touch at mydrughell@hotmail.com

Here is a song written about the current situation. (Not Suitable For Work.)

Tim and his podcast partner John Jenkinson are documenting the current situation with a series of podcasts entitled Unlistenable Podcast Presents the Corona Diaries. Here is the first one.

If you want to escape from the subject here is the pilot episode to their original series in which they discuss the most effective ways to kill yourself, Freemasons, bestiality, ouijah boards, exorcist headmasters and pet kangeroos.

(Warning: Contains explicit language, Not Suitable For Work.)

Trailer for forthcoming mini-documentary about the translation and recording of Jacques Brel’s Next (Au Suivant.)

 

Teaser track from Tim’s forthcoming album of songs he wrote as a schoolboy entitled I Was A Teenage Pop Star.

 

Full script of How To Pick Up Girls -a play by Tim Briffa

How To Pick Up Girls- A Play by Tim Briffa (2006)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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One of Tim’s proudest achievements is contributing over 80 words and phrases to Viz Comic’s swearing dictionary (aka Profannisaurus) along with various letters and articles. Here is one of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a poem about a creature that kills people by farting at them. Illustrators or children’s book publishers are invited to get in touch.

Flatus Revoltus Rex

Bridget Jones’ Diarreah Part 3 (2014 Rejected French and Saunders sketch by Tim Briffa)

Bridget Jones’ Diarreah Part 3 – Seriously Pushing Her Luck by Tim Briffa

This is a poem about being drunk (taken from Tim’s story-telling show ‘I F*cked Nicole Kidman’s Arse Double’.)

I’m Drunk

This is an essay from Tim’s book Me, Me, Me (30 essays in 30 days) about Steve Irwin.

The Crikey Man

Another essay from Tim’s book Me, Me, Me (30 essays in 30 days.)

How The Music Industry Destroyed Rock ‘n’ Roll

Another essay from Tim’s book Me, Me, Me (30 essays in 30 days.)

How To Pick Up Girls Part 2

Another essay from Tim’s book Me, Me, Me (30 essays in 30 days.)

Who Writes The Songs?

Another essay from Tim’s book Me, Me, Me (30 essays in 30 days.)

My Life With The Beatles

Opening scene for unfinished French-style movie by Tim Briffa

Opening Scene For (Unfinished) French-style Movie by Tim Briffa